Ladies and gentlemen

Hi.

I've just spent the past few minutes (or was it more than that?!?!?1?!??!) talking to some of my awesome students outside the staff room.

I have the weirdest students.

They talk to the little red star sticker on the door of the prefects' room.

They talk to imaginary friends.

And, get this,

the fire extinguisher outside the staff room is their friend.

Why? Oh Why do I have such students???!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *fades out*